The following post it note should have been slapped on the back of the guy standing in line in front of me at the DMV:
The following post it should have been slapped on the forehead of the woman who took my picture for my drivers license. I've had the same picture on my license for 8 years and had quite a rude awakening when I compared the new one to the old one. Aging's a bitch. Come to think of it...so was the lady that took the picture.
The following post it should be slapped on the forehead of every bank short sale negotiator I've ever had to deal with:
The following post it should be slapped on my husband's forehead:
The following post it should be slapped on my forehead:
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You are a riot! You always make me laugh. I come to your blog for this reason and its worth it....
Thank You Lori
Thank you!!! You know I love these and you never disappoint. LOL the weeds being grandfathered in!!! Hey, as long as he trims them up, that should work, LOL. That's free lanscaping. Good luck with your resume and finding a new job. Honestly, you have picked up my spirits. I guess I can actually start working now and stop sulking around at the fact that I'm at work.
Love this edition of the post its.
Lori, you are just too, too funny! Wouldn't it be great if you could actually act on the things you see? Like if you'd just started lint-rolling the guy? LOL
You need a job that'll use your comedic gifts . . . um, may I suggest stand-up? ;)
I really wished I had one on me - a lint roller. Stand up comedy - no way. I freeze in front of alot of people. I'm better on paper. Thanks for your nice comments :-)
OMG! These are good! LMAO I love the DMV post-it!!
hey- don't make fun of us people who need lint-rolling! my roommates have 3 cats and i'm pretty much a walking furball. we can't help it!
Damn straight. Lint roller. And get to the weed, Fred. No, wait- she said weeds. Got it.
Yes! A different job! I dislike the thought of all the joy sucked out of you. The weeds I'm not so invested in.
Hi
I found your blog today.
I love your notes! too funny
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