Me and Mr. Wonderful like to have fun in the bedroom. Here's a few games we play that really liven up the night!
(Calm down, it's not what you think.)
Rules: None whatsoever.
Be forewarned that Player #2 will look at Player #1 just like this throughout all three games.
Player #1
How to play:
Player #1
Variations: Player #1 can point at random areas of the bedroom and declare that someone is standing there. Player #2 can respond with the same appropriate questions.
At this time, the 2 - 4 dogs playing should look sleepily at player #1 and show some meager interest in the proceedings in case some food might be involved.
Player #2
Number of players for all games: Two, if you are counting humans. 4-6 if you count the dogs.
Rules: None whatsoever.
Be forewarned that Player #2 will look at Player #1 just like this throughout all three games.
The What What Game
How to play:
Player #1
Player #2
Player #1
Bewildered player #2
Player #1
Player #2
Player #1,
If the dogs are playing, once they have determined that no food products are involved, they should simply rotate their positions in the bed and go back to sleep.
The Alien Game
Player #1
Player #2
He should refrain from sarcastic answers like, "No, honey, that's only on Saturday nights."
He should do his best to assure player #1 that the headboard is not, in fact, an alien butt, before he rolls over and resumes snoring.
Player #1
Variations: Player #1 can point at random areas of the bedroom and declare that someone is standing there. Player #2 can respond with the same appropriate questions.
The Bedbug Game
How to play:
Player #1
Player #1
Player #2
Player #1
At this time, the 2 - 4 dogs playing should look sleepily at player #1 and show some meager interest in the proceedings in case some food might be involved.
Player #2
Player #1
Player #2
Player #1
Player #2
Player #1
The dogs should rotate their positions in the bed and go back to sleep.
Not what you expected? Well I did say the games would liven things up in the bedroom, didn't I?
If you liked this post, please share on Facebook in case any other couples need to liven things up too!
Cheekily,
Lori
P.S. This post is brought to you by Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop and the prompt: Write a post inspired by the word "Sleep."
Not what you expected? Well I did say the games would liven things up in the bedroom, didn't I?
If you liked this post, please share on Facebook in case any other couples need to liven things up too!
Cheekily,
Lori
P.S. This post is brought to you by Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop and the prompt: Write a post inspired by the word "Sleep."
13 comments:
Hi Lori. My name is also Lori- bizarre, who woulda thunk it?. Love your blog! Consider me a follower :D
Very funny!! But only because I don't have to sleep with you!! :o)
Oh...we used to play fun games like that until person number two started wearing earplugs! At least my critters still do their thing.
At this juncture "Player 2" would like to introduce a new game of his own wherein Player 2 slips a few muscle relaxers into Player 1's evening cocktail - both players then proceed to have a restful nights sleep unsullied by aliens, bugs, or WHAT!s and awaken refreshed an unbewildered in the morning. I call this game "All Quiet on the Western Front".
Hysterical! Player #2 is very patient at your house - Player #1 would probably be banished to the spare bedroom. Which wouldn't be a very fun game!
Hehe! I have played the first one a few times.
Hahah! I love this! Player #1 is my son and player#2 is his future wife. He walks, talks, and yells in his sleep. I'm sure it's pretty comical to play those games….for a short time. Can't wait to hear more of your sleeping games in the future.
bahahahah this was great!!! gonna share!
Simply Shaunacey
Ha ha, this post made me laugh. I popped over from Ginny's blog to check yours out!
You make my house look really boring! ;)
It takes imagination to be a writer and it takes a special talent to make us laugh.
Thanks,
Kathleen
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Oh my GAWD, I couldn't stop laughing once you inserted the man who might or might not be the guy from the Green Mile!!! This was such a fantastic post. The only middle of the night festivities around here would be me mimicking a menopausal lady by waking up in a puddle of sweat. Oh, and grinding my teeth like a boss. If only everybody could be as sexy as me. Ha!
Ahhhhhh HILARIOUS and again -- I relate!! I do some of these things too (not the alien butt, sadly, because that is tooooo funny ;P) in my sleep as does my mom. Thanks for putting a light-hearted spin on it, because it sure can be stressful in the moment...
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